The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice. I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea. She didn’t laugh. I didn’t laugh. That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.
the best ab exercise is seriously doing a regular plant and then just thrusting your crotch forward like you’re fucking. I was having sex like 5+ times a week last semester and was cut as hell, I need to find someone who will let me wave my naked wiener at them a lot so I can have an awesome body again.